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Coming up on the Vanderpump Rules
reunion.

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Hi, Lisa.

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Did you go back and get my jewelry?

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You know it's going to kick off at some
point.

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Responsibility. You were being a dick.

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It's going to take every bone in my body
not to go after that guy. He's waiting

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for it, man. It's going to happen. It's
going to happen. I'll punch you in your

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fat throat, man. Shut up. I wouldn't
mind being sedated for this. Fireball

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sounds good.

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I was furious with him for lying to her.

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It didn't make things easier.

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Had you known that he had been to jail
five times, would you have moved in with

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him?

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I am scared.

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I don't want to get ganged up on. She
lied about it. I don't have time for

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Are you listening?

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No, she doesn't. Like, wake up.

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Some people change. Some people never
will.

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I just want to make sure that I'm heard.
I'm trying to make a f***ing point.

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Just make it, sweetie.

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I've been in group settings with you.
I've always been cordial. We just ignore

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each other. That's f***ing cordial.

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You and Ken had gone to my parents and
told us you owe me $900. Really?

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I was saving your arm.

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Where did that hairspray go?

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All right, we're doing that.

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Here we go.

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That'd be me again.

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I love all of you. Some of you more than
others.

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to Sir
Lounge in West Hollywood, California,

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season four reunion of Vanderpump Rules.

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I'm Andy Cohen, here with the
headmistress of Sir, Lisa Vanderpump.

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like a headmistress today, right?

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Yeah, I'm in that mode, so be careful,
all of you. Lisa, it seems like every

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time I look on social media, I see
another celebrity coming into one of the

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restaurants. You've had Gaga, Jennifer
Lawrence. Yes.

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I mean, and they are all legitimately
fans of this show. Chrissy Teigen, I saw

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John Legend performing the theme song to
Vanderpump Rules on his Instagram.

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Yeah, he's a big fan.

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Jax, it's your fourth reunion, although
the first for this knows.

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I'm just a huge fan of Botox now.
Speaking of Botox.

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Hi, Sheena. Hi.

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That's it.

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How are you? I'm fantastic. You're
wearing the girls out today.

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Yeah. Figured if Lala was covering them
up, I could have them out.

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Nice. Kristen.

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Hi. Good to see you. Did you just look
at mine, too? No, I did. I'm sorry.

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Hey, Tom Sandoval. Hey, what's up, Andy?
What do you call this look today? I

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would say if, like, Don Johnson and
Colonel Sanders had a baby.

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Excellent.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Katie. Big news for you this year.
Congrats on the engagement.

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Let's see the ring again.

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She needs help holding it up.

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Heavy. So heavy.

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Hi, Schwartz. Hey, Andy. I'm assuming
you two have consummated the engagement

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now. Almost.

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We're working our way up to it.

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Hey, James.

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Hello. How are you?

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Great. Last time I saw you, our network
sensor nearly threw himself out the

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window. I don't understand why she
pulled that mother off. I'm really done.

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We're on live TV, so be careful. Sorry.

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Again,

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we're on TV.

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Oh, shit.

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You're killing me.

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I apologize for that. Hi, Lala.

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Hi, how are you? How much liquid courage
have you had today?

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Well, my mom's in town, so she was like,
the last time we had that, it didn't go

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so well, so let's go sober.

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Right. And Ariana, hey.

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Hey. How's it going? You look gorgeous.

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Oh, thank you. I can see your eyes.

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Sorry. This year was as twisty and
unpredictable as ever.

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Has anyone's status changed since the
engagement party?

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Well, James is right now suspended from
Pump. James,

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you know. Did you get drunk at Pump
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Yeah, you know, it's been a problem for
me. Well, it's been a problem for me.

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Yeah, it's been a problem for you too as
well. Yeah, you were fine.

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Yeah, you know, I'm honestly trying to,
again, do better with that whole thing.

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And this year, you know, it's a new
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lot better.

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Lisa, how hard is it to employ two
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James?

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Listen, I think it's a shame, but if you
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time hate each other. I don't hate Jax.
No, no, no, but when... I've said some

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things that were below the belt. I've
said very hurtful things. Jax, what is

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about James that bothers you the most?
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Mouth, man. You know, as much as I...
God, as much as I want to hurt you, and

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do, I want to hurt you really bad.

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Thank God for you that I'm on probation.

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I'm milking it too, buddy.

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One of the most surprising things that
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Jax... has a mom, but that she's really
sweet.

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Lisa, what did you think about meeting
the woman who created this?

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Well, I was surprised, actually, that
she kind of had such a great sense of

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humor about it.

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Right. Well, she has to. In the
premiere, you seem to brag to your mom

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stole wine from Lisa and silverware from
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One glass of wine.

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Did you take this, or was this a gift?
Lisa may or may not know that I have

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bottle. All this silverware is from Sir.

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Come on, I'm not the only one here who's
taking liquor or silverware. Don't

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forget about toilet paper. I mean, I
can't defend him because he's a bad dog.

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is a bad dog. But he's been a really
good employee.

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And you know one thing about Jack?

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He's always been amazing to me. So yeah,
he's an asshole, but he's a nice

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asshole.

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Sheena, your decades party looked like a
lot of fun.

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Kristen, Sheena made it very clear that
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you went anyway.

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Shocking. Did you ever consider not
going to Sheena's party? No.

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Does it mean anything to you ever if
someone says, no, you can't come to the

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place? Thus far, no, not really.

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Lisa, you and Ken asked James about his
drinking the moment you walked in the

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door. Are you going to have a drink? The
question is, are you going to have a

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drink? I've had two already.

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Why were you concerned?

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Alcohol with James, it's like he just
changes, and I just see him get that

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in his eye, and all bets are off. Why
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that all eyes were on you? At the time,
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cool, but then watching it back, it
wasn't so cool.

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Wow, dude, that was so hilarious, man. I
laughed my ass off.

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Oh, my God.

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James, James, James. Oh, my God, James.

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James, James. No, no, James, no.

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Yeah, I mean, given Fireball was
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drink that. However, you know, it wasn't
a good look, and I won't be face

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-chugging the bottle anymore.

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Weren't you double -fisting it? Wasn't
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Actually, Shay was the one double
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The morning after you got canned at
Sheena's party, Kristen discovered

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the smoking gun Uber receipt.

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Yes, she did. Which led her to believe
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get that receipt?

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His laptop was on my bed, and his email
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Uber, nothing, go to all mail, which
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And he deleted it, and I found it. Guys
at home, are you listening? Yeah.

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Kristen's a detective. She can find
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Female. I got it. I'm just curious. When
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didn't do it, babe. Cut to him in an
interview. And he says, I banged her. I

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banged her. I wish I didn't have sex
with her. I've never had sex with

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but you in the whole relationship we've
been together or not together.

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The truth is, you know, Jenna and I were
definitely boning.

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Watching him just be, like, such a dick.

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just so outwardly like not caring
whatsoever and thinking how it's almost

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it's funny to him like that he got away
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like congratulations like one more notch
on your bedpost it's gross boning is

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such an ugly word why not say you were
making love right you know what with all

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due respect i have a feeling they were
boning and not making love is there any

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of your behavior that you saw that you
thought oh I wish I hadn't done that.

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Obviously there is. You know, countless
of times, but I'm working on bettering

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myself. You know, I really am. No,
you're really not.

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Let me, uh... Okay.

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No one asked you, Kristen.

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Okay. We saw James and Kristen break up
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the back alley of Cirque. I don't want
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you anymore.

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Then we're done.

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See this?

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You're never going to have it. Ever.

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Again, Kristen, why did you go to Sur
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I got home to a note on my car calling
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out of my life. I'm done.

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James, you accused Kristen of having
cheated on you.

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Multiple times, yeah.

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Now, her phone would go off. She'd go to
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and come back down an hour later, you
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face was smelling awful.

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So, you know. You were so full of s***.
Friends coming up to me at the bar at

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pub telling me that you're making out
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at the clubs. I always find out more and
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while we were together.

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And I guarantee you, James, as time goes
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people that Kristen slept with. Of
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Why are you defending me, Tom?

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Why do you care? Why do either of you
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If I choose on you, I would shout it
from the top of a mountain.

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Coming up.

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We saw you whispering her ear. Lean over
there. I don't believe I'm arguing.

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You're right here in front of everybody.

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Sorry. Am I denying anything?

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We're back with Vanderpump Rules
Reunion.

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Well, Lisa, let me ask you this. Some
have accused James of applying for a job

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at SUR to get on the show. Where do you
stand in this?

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Well, it was actually...

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Kristen, I can answer for myself. I
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I had dinner with his parents and his
mother actually asked me, can he have a

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job? He was, I mean, this was what,
three years ago. He was a little, a

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pipsqueak really. And I said, well,
maybe I could give him a job as a

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You know, Andy, I will say in my defense
that no one can just come in here, get

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a job and stroll onto the show. Jack, do
you think that James had feelings for

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Kristen or do you think he was using her
to get on the show? Yeah, that's what I

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think. I mean, it was a little bit of
both. I think he was trying to get on

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show and I think she was trying to get
back at Tom. No. My first relationship

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that was pursued here was Tom. He
invited me to a gig, and obviously as

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went on, Kristen and I got closer, and
that's how that all started, you know? I

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wanted to create a friendship with
buddies around me at work. But a

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with Tom isn't gonna get him a big bod
on a show in...

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So you think that he pursued you to get
on the show?

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You guys used each other. I mean, if
there was one person. I used him to get

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over you, and he used me to get on the
show. No, no, no, it wasn't just that,

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Kristen. Like, me and James were getting
ready to move in together, and you're

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like, who's the one person I can throw a
wrench in Tom's butt?

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Let's be real here. It's so real. She
just said she used him to get back at

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I didn't care. I didn't care about you
either way. Did you do it to get back at

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Tom? Not back at him, but over him.

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And it worked. Well, it was also
meanwhile when you were like squatting

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apartment and you wouldn't leave. You
wouldn't leave. It was our apartment.

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It's his apartment. He's lived there for
10 years. It's not even our apartment.

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We lived there for 40 years together. It
is our apartment. We moved out two

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months and you were still there. On the
show, you gave a list of things that you

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had done for James. Paying for his
meals, buying his clothes.

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What else did you do for him? I mean,
literally everything.

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I mean, he didn't spend a dime since the
day I met him.

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He lived with me for a little while.

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Hey, there's a reason I'm dating a
cougar, right?

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I wanted a bit of a sugar mama.

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Sir is a rotating door of fascinating
and beautiful people.

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This year, Lala walked in.

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How did you get your job?

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It was, like anyone will say, it's kind
of a family. So the second I moved out

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here, my friend Danny Shea said, come
into Sir and see if you can get a job. I

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had never had a real job before I moved
out here.

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So I moved into Dossie's room, and then
my roommate moved out and Danny Shea

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moved in. You're in my room, right?

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Yes. I want to see your room. Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Again, it looks so much better than when
I had it. I'm beginning to think L .A.

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isn't that big.

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No, it's tiny.

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It's smaller than Salt Lake. It's the
weirdest thing. You are from Utah.

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Mm -hmm.

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You're from Utah. Yeah.

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Yet the two of you didn't really...

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become Utah sisters.

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No, truthfully, I mean, I had had like
maybe a couple conversations with her,

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but in those conversations, I didn't
really get a sense that she was even

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to be a friend.

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Yeah. As a mactor.

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Yeah. Did that smell fishy to you or?

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I gotta say, I'm the one that called
that.

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Immediately. I was like, dude, no, no,
no, no, no. Unless you're Kate Moss,

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they're not going to fly. Not that
Lala's not gorgeous, but if you're

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sent to Italy, you're a very high -end
model. Lisa, everyone seemed very

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offended that Lala lied to you.

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I think Katie and Sheena were being
protective and thought, hey, we're

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you out on your nonsense.

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It's like, it's such a big deal. I'm
like, it's not that big of a deal.

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Lala, how many times have... I'm talking
to Andy.

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Lala, how many times have rich guys
flown you to exotic places?

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I've lost count.

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Really? Yeah.

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I've never slept with any of them.

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So what do you do?

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We just go a bunch of friends and have
fun. I mean, I don't see what the big

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deal is. Well, I'm not spreading my
legs.

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The implication was that you were
banging an older guy for a trip to

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Right. How did you respond to that?

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I definitely, watching it, I see how it
looks.

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Were you irritated by any of them?

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Sheena's commentary.

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You kind of led with your sexuality.

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And it's like the guy equivalent of
saying, I have a big dick upon first.

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badass. Immediately when you hear that,
you're like, pussy. If she says she's

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not sleeping with any of them, I'm not.
And guess what?

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If I were sleeping with one of them, I
would wear it with pride. I'm not.

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I'm the one not getting laid on the
trip.

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Well, Jax, it seemed like you and Lala
were destined to get together from the

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beginning. What attracted you to her at
first?

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Oh, it was just fun.

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Flirtatious stuff what I mean What it

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is is when there's a new conquest that
walked into sir, and that's exactly what

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I Feel like

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Jackson I are kind of like the same like
we're similar because when someone

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But when I see someone new, it's like
fun, it's a challenge, and you flirt.

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I didn't think that he was trying to
start a relationship in any way, shape,

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form, but it was fun to flirt at the
beginning.

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Lala, it seemed like Jack forgot that
his girlfriend, Brittany, existed. I

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wouldn't say I forgot. I would just say
I misplaced it. You said that you guys

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were on a break. I don't say forgot. So
how's this girlfriend of yours?

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That's easy with that word girlfriend.

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Chill on that.

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Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes on that
word. That's a scary word for me. Are

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we dating? Absolutely.

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Would I call her girlfriend yet? No.

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We saw you whispering in her ear. Lean
over there. I don't believe I'm arguing.

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You right here in front of everybody.
You cannot deny that. And you were in a

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committed relationship. I'm sorry, am I
denying anything?

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You're trying to minimize it.

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I'm not minimizing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Lala, what did you think Jax's
relationship status was when you were

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with him?

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I thought he was single was his status.

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And where would you get that impression
from? From him.

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There you go.

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Katie, this is a tight group of friends.
Any advice for newbies trying to break

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into the circle?

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I mean, I know it can be very
intimidating and hard to penetrate.

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of history. People have known each other
a long time.

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I think penetrate being in the opposite
room.

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My mind is really running.

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Well, Lala, it seems like Sir was not
totally welcoming to you. What are some

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the ways that you felt excluded?

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It's intimidating coming into a group.

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Like this, but also the issue is then
you're going around saying like I'm like

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bullying you like I have never said You
were bullying me in my life. Why did

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Lisa seem to think that Lisa did I ever
say to you? I'm being bullied I think

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you felt excluded.

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There's I have never used the word in my
life I felt yeah when you were over

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there about the whole thing with Italy
right you did kind of give her a break

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much a hard time.

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We were joking and you knew that. We had
several conversations before that. I

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don't think you two are bullies. I don't
think you two are bullies, but I don't

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think you were that welcoming.

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And what I saw about Lala was very
different from what you saw.

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I know, but why did you break it down
when I had to talk to you like two

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I didn't break it down because of just
you, baby girl. So don't give yourself

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that much credit.

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Coming up, I had one choice.

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Choose Sheena or choose drugs.

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We are back with Lisa Vanderpump and her
band of servers.

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And we're joined by Michael Shea for his
first reunion appearance.

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How you doing, Shea? Great. Great to see
you. Thank you. You look good.

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Thank you.

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Maybe because we don't see that much of
you or we see how happy Sheena is, it

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was a surprise to all of us to hear that
you were struggling with some pretty

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serious addiction issues.

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Instead of paying bills a month, he
would just buy pills.

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I have been so, so miserable and lonely
this past week. Thank

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God. I've been so miserable and lonely
for two years.

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It started before we had started dating.

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And it was just like a sports injury.

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What were you taking?

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Vicodin. How many were you taking a day?

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I would average like five or six or
something.

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Sheena, did you know that this was going
on?

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I didn't know it was an everyday thing.

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It just seemed like that was just his
poison he would occasionally pick

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recreationally. But wasn't he lethargic?
Wasn't he just on another planet?

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No, because your body gets immune to
something once you have it all day, then

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you need it to function.

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So it's like if he didn't take it, it
probably, he would have seemed

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Why did you wait to tell people that you
two were going through this?

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Because I thought it was something that
would pass quickly and no one would ever

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need to know.

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Katie, what did you know about Sheena
and Shay's problem?

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We never would have noticed that he was
high on anything. When I found out, I

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was shocked.

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Lisa, were you surprised when you found
out? I was, and I was very disappointed,

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you know, the way he kind of handled a
lot of it. And when I saw him talking to

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Sheena and saying to her that you never
gave me a chance to explain to you, I

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felt that he was passing the blame and
putting it on Sheena. And I love Sheena

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very much. I love them both together as
a couple.

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When Shay returned home, it was
interesting because you chose to have

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people around for that moment. Why?

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felt that I would be very intimidating
and not let him get a word in. And we

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kind of agreed together that if we had
people there as a buffer, if I did get

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like that, you know, Ariana or Katie,
someone's going to be like, Sheena, shut

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the up. Let him talk.

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Shay, you had said that you were
actually scared to talk to her. It was

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hard to look her in the eye, honestly.

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I was so embarrassed. I was so scared.

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You wanted Tom and Tom there. I did,
yeah.

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Why? For me, if I'm comfortable, that's
when the real Shay that everyone knows

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comes out. I really wanted to be there
because I wanted Shay to feel like this

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was not going to be an attack, and this
is a safe place, and you have friends

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here. That's the first thing we said.
It's not an intervention. It's a

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conversation. We're here for you.

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Emotional support, encouragement.

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He had already stopped taking the pill
six months prior.

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The issue at the time was I was worried
he was going to start taking them again.

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And I kind of felt like we needed that
support system, our closest friends

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to be like, we're all in this together.
Like, we're here for you.

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Jax, you said numerous times that you
were not surprised to see Sheena and

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having troubles. Yeah. Wow. See, I
thought it was just strictly.

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I was not, I didn't know about the
pills. Jack doesn't listen.

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He did know about it. We had a little
conversation.

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I didn't know about the pills and all
that. I just thought I was drinking. But

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you did, Jack. You just don't listen or
remember the shit I tell you. I didn't

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know the pills. I told you what was
going on. I didn't know that. And you

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forgot? Whatever it was, whatever be the
case. You're like a colander.

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A what? It just goes right through you.
He doesn't know what a colander is.

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Yeah, but I thought you put noodles in
it.

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Oh,

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oh. I can't even say strainer. Yeah, but
you called it a colander. But I didn't

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know all the details. I didn't know what
was going on. That's just what I

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thought. Sheena's very on all the time.
She doesn't ever punch out. You know,

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and Shay's just the opposite. Laid back,
chill. And I think she was always on

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the go all the time. And sometimes, you
know, at home and just kind of.

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What else do you do? Well, you know, he
had a very strong opinion in that room

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to me, very negative opinion about their
relationship.

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And they were going through a lot, and
you really weren't supportive.

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She needs to let him have some say in
things. He has no balls.

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Well, would you have balls?

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Absolutely.

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Well,

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why do you think he's doing that?
Because he's miserable. Listen, you're

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therapist. Why are you being so negative
about, you know, she was supportive?

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I have milk. There's no longer shelf
life in that marriage.

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It was really hard to see someone who I
consider one of my... my closest friends

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say such negative things about our
relationship at the time you said it. It

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really hurtful.

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Yeah.

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Do you want to apologize? Yeah, I
apologize, Sheena. He has.

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And, you know, you guys know I'm sorry.
We had, even Sheena and I had this talk

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already. Sheena, I want to get into your
approach to Shea's recovery because you

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really got hammered on social media.

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You said that you didn't want Shea to be
a sober bore. I said, don't get...

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Don't be a bore. I didn't say he's a
bore. If someone has a problem with

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substance abuse or addiction, what
you're saying is, I want you

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to be able to partake responsibly
because it makes me feel better, but

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that wouldn't be right for him.

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It was so unfortunate that it took such
a negative turn because of my ignorance

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on addiction, but I didn't know anything
about addiction. Why would I? It wasn't

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something that I had dealt with before.

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It's just unfortunate the way she gets
treated because I put her in that

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situation, and I'm right now taking 100
% responsibility for everything.

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Well, let me ask you this. I mean, when
you were giving Shay those tampons...

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full of tequila. I'm not on my beard
anymore but I brought these just in

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Talk back.

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And you were ordering every cocktail on
the menu at your anniversary.

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I think I'm going to just try one of
each of the prime cocktails.

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Berries and bubbles maybe first.

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Then I want a cucumber gimlet. Then I
want a prime margarita. Yeah, that

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good. Then I want a black orchid.

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I was doing the best I could. I didn't
know how to deal with that. And for me,

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if he says, I'm not stopping drinking,
I'm not an alcoholic, my advice was...

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Why don't you just try and cut back? So
it was just us trying to figure out how

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he can keep drinking if that's what he
chose and how we could do it in a way

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where we're not fighting because he's
getting drunk. And it was really

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difficult.

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But there's also been nights where I've
literally served you two margaritas, you

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two rum and cokes, and you both a shot.

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Because she disagreed with you or
something you've literally been like

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you're drunk anyway So I can't talk to
you about this right now No, there's a

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look that he used to get in his eyes and
you could tell other people could tell

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it wasn't just Me being crazy saying
sometimes you use it to talk down to

441
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:53,190
I don't do that anymore and James is
nodding My god, I'm gonna defend her

442
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:57,470
because I think with what they've been
through I don't see her talk down to him

443
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,770
I see her build him up

444
00:24:59,669 --> 00:25:05,770
For everything that we went through this
past year, as terrible as it was, I'm

445
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:10,770
so glad it all happened, and I'm glad
that I'm able to watch the show back.

446
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:15,250
Even though I look like an ass, and I
look uneducated, and I look ignorant,

447
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:19,990
I look stupid, I'm like, I see all of
that, and I've taken that all, and I've

448
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,190
bettered myself.

449
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:28,210
so much like i feel like i'm more
educated on addiction and alcoholism and

450
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:33,130
just want to say i'm so proud of him he
hasn't drank in over three months great

451
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:39,990
that's headline news so did you quit
pills cold turkey then yeah no meeting

452
00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:45,610
don't understand i had one choice save
my marriage or choose sheena or choose

453
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:50,760
drugs and the story yeah no no no it was
not Can I say one thing?

454
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:56,220
I have obviously put my two cents in
about his addiction and the way she has

455
00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:00,420
handled it. So I do apologize to you for
certain things that I have said. From

456
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:05,140
an outsider looking in, we don't know
what Shay is saying to her. We don't

457
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:06,460
you know, the back story.

458
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,080
You know, don't take this the wrong way.

459
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,820
but you've had some very strong opinions
about their marriage. He's disloyal

460
00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:18,680
because he hasn't been honest. He's
guilty by omission.

461
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,180
You're right to take this seriously.
You're right to be upset.

462
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,820
It kind of opens the door to a lot of
other questions.

463
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,940
I just wonder what your reaction to that
is. It was unfortunate because Lisa was

464
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:35,600
kind of an example of the reason why I
didn't want to talk about it or come out

465
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,640
because I felt like...

466
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:43,360
you kind of looked down on me a little
bit and and kind of judged me in a way

467
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:47,740
and I know it was out of like if you
want to call it tough love But it was

468
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:53,320
it didn't make things easier. I was
furious with him for lying to her and I

469
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,260
also Worried that they were both
sweeping too much under the carpet

470
00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:01,760
everything under the carpet makes for a
very bumpy floor Well Lisa you were like

471
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:06,830
worst fear in a way of like how people
react And I'm sorry about that because I

472
00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:12,290
wanted nothing more than your marriage
to work because I love them as a couple.

473
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:18,170
And I love how much they love each
other, you know? It was a crazy, crazy,

474
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,950
time that I'm glad it's over.

475
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,370
You're dealing with your first year of
marriage.

476
00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:28,890
We're dealing with an addiction problem.
All of this stuff on television, you

477
00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:29,890
know?

478
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,040
We could go back and say, I wish I would
have done this. I should have called

479
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,899
this person.

480
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,900
But you know what?

481
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,400
It doesn't work that way.

482
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:42,480
People like give her for making me do
this. If it wasn't for her, I'd probably

483
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,160
still be taking these things. I think
she is your greatest asset. I really do.

484
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,320
She is.

485
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,400
Well, I want to thank you for being here
and for being so honest about this

486
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:56,100
because I know it's so hard. You guys
are the best back. I can see it. And you

487
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,780
look great and good luck with
everything.

488
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,740
We're going to take a break. More from
Sir when we come back.

489
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,680
Coming up, let's see how regret looks.

490
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,680
It's just not as bold. It looks like a
flaming hot Cheeto.

491
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,980
We're back at Sir for the Vanderpump
Rules reunion.

492
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:25,260
I want to talk about Ariana's epic 30th
birthday party.

493
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,160
Oh, your balls, really?

494
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,020
Why the kids theme?

495
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,660
Because it's so much fun.

496
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,800
And I hate going to a...

497
00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:42,680
Club going to a nice dinner. It's like
we do that all the time Why not do

498
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,680
something really different and weird and
she had actually suggested?

499
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,280
Why don't you do like a bunch of like
really cool kids things and I was like I

500
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,580
think that sounds like a really good
time Lala were you upset that you

501
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:57,420
invited my feelings were hurt. Yeah, I
definitely should have pulled a Kristen

502
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:08,490
Sandoval, it was a fairly awkward moment
when Ariana confided to you that

503
00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:15,250
birthdays make her remember her late
dad, and you then opted

504
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,030
to head to Vegas.

505
00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:20,950
I had that thing stuck in my head that
my dad used to say to me every year on

506
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:24,250
birthday. I consider myself the luckiest
man on the face of the earth.

507
00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:27,570
I'm always going to be here for you.

508
00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:33,050
But apparently he told me that we're
going to a construction yard and we're

509
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:39,530
taking bulldozers and like crushing with
bulldozers It was really

510
00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:44,810
tough to do and to watch I just really
felt like it was important for me to be

511
00:29:44,810 --> 00:29:49,710
honest at that point just so that he
knew That I wasn't acting weird for the

512
00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:53,770
last couple of days just for the sake of
it or that I was just kind of you know

513
00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:58,010
Being a bitch for the sake of being a
bitch. I felt like I was holding back

514
00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:04,320
that I just needed to tell you how I was
really feeling. Ariana, growing up, had

515
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,240
issues with people sort of excluding
her.

516
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,380
And she's never really had a big
birthday ever.

517
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,200
And so when this whole Vegas thing kind
of happened, she sort of felt like,

518
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:19,700
again, it was going to kind of be
overshadowed and like no big deal. And I

519
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:23,660
that. Lisa, what did you think about the
guys leaving the girls back in L .A.?

520
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:25,240
I think they're ridiculous.

521
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:28,940
I think they're all in relationships,
and they should take it seriously. And

522
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:31,220
why'd you go to Vegas? You go to Vegas
to get into trouble.

523
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,980
That's what Vegas was built for. What
would you do in Kenton? It'd be a one

524
00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:36,880
trip. He'd go, but he wouldn't be coming
back.

525
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,900
Schwartz, you got a good ass sandwich in
Vegas. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

526
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,120
Oh, my God.

527
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:49,100
Jack, what the fuck are you doing?

528
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,480
I'm sorry.

529
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,599
Tell me that.

530
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,620
You're welcome, America.

531
00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:57,110
stripped in front of each other more
than me and my gay friend.

532
00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:01,850
But he gets back at me, though, because
he'll send me a random video where he's

533
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:05,830
literally bare -ass farting on my
pillow. Yes, you did. How old are you?

534
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,470
you just do this to your dog today?
Exactly.

535
00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:11,510
This is what these guys did to me for
four years while I lived with them. So

536
00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:14,050
sometimes, you know, I try to get a
little payback.

537
00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:17,730
Katie, how did Girls' Night turn into
girl -on -girl action?

538
00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:20,990
Ooh, that's hot. Let me see you shake
that.

539
00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,110
I think I said she don't get mad, get
even, right?

540
00:31:27,330 --> 00:31:31,870
Yeah, so I mean, this was the PG -ish
version of getting even. Not her first

541
00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:32,870
in the lady pond.

542
00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:34,210
Katie,

543
00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:36,790
have you been with a lady?

544
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,350
Perhaps.

545
00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:39,770
Haven't we all?

546
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:42,530
I think so.

547
00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:43,930
Why, you have too? Yeah.

548
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,270
Kristen? Yeah.

549
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:47,290
Ariana? Oh, yeah.

550
00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:53,710
Lala? This is an interesting... The
lower area has all swum in the lady

551
00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:54,850
Have you been with a woman?

552
00:31:55,090 --> 00:31:56,090
No!

553
00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,509
Gold star.

554
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:03,810
I'm clean. I'm a gold star. Go the other
way with the guys. Have you ever been

555
00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:04,509
with a guy?

556
00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:07,450
I've kissed Tom, but we've never made it
past the first base. Jack?

557
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:10,570
Never opened my mouth. I don't know if I
believe that.

558
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,530
You made them kiss.

559
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:18,430
I think you are a whole as a whole kind
of guy. Oh, my God.

560
00:32:18,630 --> 00:32:19,910
Sandoval. No.

561
00:32:20,350 --> 00:32:22,330
James, absolutely not. Sandoval, come
on. Wow.

562
00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:26,270
Lala, I have to assume you were very
happy to be invited to that girls'

563
00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:29,030
Yeah, I felt like we were making a
breakthrough.

564
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:31,250
Like, oh, I guess they don't think I'm
that bad.

565
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:34,710
That's how you guys should resolve all
of your conflicts by making out. That's

566
00:32:34,710 --> 00:32:35,529
how I feel.

567
00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:41,050
So Sandoval and Schwartz kept their
pants on in Vegas except for getting ass

568
00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:42,050
tattoos.

569
00:32:44,350 --> 00:32:47,650
All right, I got one, too. Oh, my god,
he did get one. What?

570
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:50,770
Katie, do you like the Bubba tattoo?

571
00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:52,670
Yeah, I think it's cute. It's tasteful.

572
00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:59,030
Well, Ariana didn't hide her disgust at
the bacon A on Sandoval's ass.

573
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:03,770
Ariana, can I just say, I was honestly
taken aback at how much ownership you

574
00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:08,030
took over Tom's ass. I love his ass. I
know, I didn't. It was very sad.

575
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:09,450
I didn't think of it either.

576
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,120
I'm trying to give it to you. Yeah.

577
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:17,640
How far in the laser removal process are
you? I went to one session, and I put

578
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,920
it on hold because... It probably hurts
like hell.

579
00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:21,820
One,

580
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,560
two, three. Good, good, good, good,
good. Ow, ow.

581
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,880
Perfect.

582
00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:29,380
That looked painful.

583
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,840
Yeah, it does hurt. But that's not
really why I put it on hold. I just...

584
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,260
meant to be cool and endearing.

585
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,420
Literally, I googled cool letter A.

586
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,719
He did.

587
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720
He did.

588
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,699
First result.

589
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:45,160
And it ended up being so ungodly bad.
Let's see how regret looks.

590
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,460
It still looks bad.

591
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,920
It's just not as bold, you know? The
thing is, it's so bad, it's good. I feel

592
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,260
like it looks like a Flaming Hot Cheeto.

593
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,700
Oh, I like it. That looks good.

594
00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:02,600
Coming up. We've been in group settings
a million times. I've been in group

595
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,860
settings with you for years where I've
always been cordial. It doesn't mean I

596
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:06,860
like you.

597
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,620
We're back with the cast of Vanderpump
Rules.

598
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:20,060
Kristen, I was surprised when you
marched into Sir that night and

599
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:23,659
Ariana. I didn't march. I casually
strolled. I was in a positive mood.

600
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,780
I think you're a marcher.

601
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,179
I do walk hard. You're a stomper. I kind
of walk hard. She stomps in. Not a late

602
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:30,179
walker.

603
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:34,440
I just want to apologize for the way
that I acted. I didn't need to have this

604
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,980
long, immature meltdown. Anything that I
said, it just was very, very immature.

605
00:34:39,219 --> 00:34:42,000
I don't trust your motives. I don't
trust who you are as a person.

606
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,100
You can do whatever you want.

607
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,159
Just do it for me.

608
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,639
There were things that I knew that I
needed to own up to. Like I said to you,

609
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:54,820
said I was allowed to be mad and upset,
but it doesn't mean I have to freak the

610
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:56,600
f*** out and act like a psycho.

611
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,840
James, what did you think of Kristen's
apology?

612
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:02,780
Oh, it was complete bulls***. I mean,
you know, absolute nonsense.

613
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:07,120
Ariana's nodding. How do you think it's
complete bulls*** when we've actually

614
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,900
had conversations? Because I feel like
out of your desperate attempt to regain

615
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,800
all of your friendship, you just did it
because your friends told you to.

616
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:17,170
Because I still think that that apology
was bulls***. I mean, if I thought it

617
00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:20,510
was genuine, things would have been
different. How can you guys say that

618
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:24,630
knowing what the last six months have
been like? Where we've been in group

619
00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:28,370
settings a million times. I've been in
group settings with you for years where

620
00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:30,730
I've always been cordial. It doesn't
mean I like you. No.

621
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:35,970
No, that's not true. You've never been
cordial. Yes, you have. Oh, I haven't?

622
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:39,730
just ignore each other. We just stay far
away. That's cordial. Yeah.

623
00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:44,510
Okay, well, we've been a lot more than
cordial the last couple of times we've

624
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:45,670
been in group settings. That's a favor
to my friend.

625
00:35:46,030 --> 00:35:49,150
I mean, she's telling you straight up. I
mean, what do you want from me? You

626
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:52,830
told me that you wanted her to apologize
to you, though. Ariana feels you owe

627
00:35:52,830 --> 00:35:54,650
her and her whole family an apology.

628
00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:59,830
And so then you said, well, then you
need to apologize to her. So then she

629
00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:01,430
OK, cool. So I sat down and I thought
about it.

630
00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:05,230
Next step in my apology tour is that I
have to go apologize to Ariana. I didn't

631
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,270
ask you to do anything, Ariana.

632
00:36:06,590 --> 00:36:08,710
Oh, so it was to go to Hawaii.

633
00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:09,950
Yeah. No.

634
00:36:10,229 --> 00:36:15,110
No, she 100 % knew about Hawaii. Is that
around the same time? Is that around

635
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:18,350
the same time? Dude, you 100%. She knew
we were going on a trip, 100%. She knew

636
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:21,870
we were going on a trip, 100%. I needed
to own the shit that I did. But you

637
00:36:21,870 --> 00:36:25,090
still didn't really own it. You were
like, I'm mad, so like, huh.

638
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:29,130
Well, I was mad. No, I said I'm not
apologizing for being mad that you

639
00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:33,150
with my boyfriend. I'm not apologizing
for being upset. I'm apologizing for the

640
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,090
way that I handled it. So wait, we're
still going to use the word hooked up

641
00:36:35,090 --> 00:36:36,370
you know that we kissed one time.

642
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:41,620
Still going to do this. We're still,
years later, going to perpetuate lies

643
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:45,100
me. Last summer, I did watch you guys
lie to our face and say nothing happened

644
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:48,460
and made her feel like a crazy person
forever. She was a crazy person. She was

645
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:51,180
crazy person. Listen, it had nothing to
do with us. I know, but it made her feel

646
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:54,940
crazy. How could she possibly think that
anything had ever happened between you

647
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,720
guys? We did not act inappropriately
ever. You guys Christmas checked twice

648
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:03,250
made my life a living hell. You made my
life a living hell. No, but you made my

649
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:04,250
life a living hell.

650
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:06,030
Your initial response was, will you
text?

651
00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:10,410
No, no, no. It's the thing. I don't care
about the hell you went through because

652
00:37:10,410 --> 00:37:11,410
I kissed Ariana.

653
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:16,430
Kristen, how did that make you lose your
mind when you had slept with multiple

654
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:21,390
people behind his back and lied about
it? Why did that make you so crazy that

655
00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:24,730
they had kissed when you had done so
much more? But it was like three years

656
00:37:24,730 --> 00:37:29,710
of... of thinking this and being, like,
lied to. And he had a special friendship

657
00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:30,770
with Ariana.

658
00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:33,170
You thought that was an emotional
affair.

659
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:36,770
Yeah, absolutely. And you felt like... I
was insecure. I felt like I was going

660
00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:38,550
to lose him to you, which ended up
happening.

661
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,690
Yeah, let's not get into that.

662
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:44,830
You guys are acting like I'm insulting
you guys. Well, I have a question. Lisa,

663
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,290
did you buy Kristen's apology?

664
00:37:46,610 --> 00:37:49,890
No, not at all, because I thought, like
they're saying, it was self -serving,

665
00:37:49,890 --> 00:37:52,950
because I thought she wanted to be back
in the group. She never said, Ariana,

666
00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:57,690
I'm really sorry for hurting you. I
think that's what Ariana needed to hear.

667
00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,670
Anyway, if you don't believe me, you
don't believe me. That's totally your

668
00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:04,670
choice. I went in strictly because,
yeah, was I kind of on an apology tour?

669
00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:06,090
it wasn't a bullshit apology tour.

670
00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:11,350
At Jackson's birthday lunch, she did
this thing where she's like, you know, I

671
00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:13,810
apologize to Ariana. I mean, I could
apologize to you if you want to.

672
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:17,810
I didn't say that. I did apologize to
you. You did exactly say it like that. I

673
00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:19,150
did apologize to you.

674
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:23,770
I haven't apologized to you yet, which I
have no problem doing. But at this

675
00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,090
point, it's like I have nothing left to
lose.

676
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:29,950
You got advice from your therapist, and
you've been regurgitating it this entire

677
00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:34,070
year. Well, that's kind of what therapy
is. Understandable. No, that's not. If

678
00:38:34,070 --> 00:38:36,250
your motives are pure, then it is.
Exactly.

679
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:40,610
Over -laughing at jokes, over
-enthusiastic. I'm not happy personally.

680
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:45,870
you well enough to know when you're
overdoing it. Ladies don't know me

681
00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:47,370
because I don't know you anymore.

682
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:52,070
Well, you know me well enough to know.
I'm not overlapping. I'm not over

683
00:38:52,070 --> 00:38:54,490
to do anything. I'm just talking. You
over -try to do everything. No, he

684
00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:56,430
doesn't. You want to be a center of
attention all the time. No, he doesn't.

685
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:57,950
What? I don't know where you get that.

686
00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:00,850
Because he's the number one guy. Oh, my
God. Right, Jack?

687
00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:02,050
Easy. That's me.

688
00:39:02,850 --> 00:39:03,850
Tom,

689
00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:10,350
is there anything that Kristen can do
that would make you be at peace with

690
00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:14,250
Dude, look, I am at peace with her.

691
00:39:14,590 --> 00:39:15,810
You don't seem like it. No.

692
00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:19,650
No, but when... Katie, Katie, just stop
for a second. You know, there's people

693
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,870
that we were friends with where the only
reason why Kristen would hang out with

694
00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:25,310
them is because they were my friends
from, like, a decade.

695
00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:26,990
They're my friends, too.

696
00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:30,910
No, they were my friends. How did you
meet Katie? How did you meet this group?

697
00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:34,290
You knew Jax, but that's it. She knew.
Oh, my gosh, are we really going to do

698
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:38,650
this? But she works with Katie, but it's
a little bit different. So there's

699
00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:42,050
nothing she can do. We were together for
six fucking years. No shit, I'm still

700
00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:43,590
going to be friends with them. We were
together for, like, five and a half.

701
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,260
The point is that, look, I'm fine. Like,
I'm at peace.

702
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:52,020
But, dude, Andy, I'm at peace, dude.

703
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:57,800
Okay. I am. Okay. But when I'm asked,
like, when people get into details, I

704
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,400
things to say. And a lot of damage has
been done.

705
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,580
Coming up. You were bad -mouthing me.
You were so malicious. I don't want to

706
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:10,540
friends with someone who's fucking
around with my ex -boyfriend. I'm

707
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,740
Let her finish. That's so rude. James,
shut the fuck up.

708
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,840
Lala, did you have something to say?
Well, you acted really buddy -buddy with

709
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,160
me, and I actually thought that you and
I were good.

710
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,000
But you started talking behind my back.
Because you started hooking up with

711
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,720
Jamie. They said, I don't want to be
friends with someone who's f***ing

712
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,720
with my ex -boyfriend.

713
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,480
You were bad -mouthing me. You were so
malicious. And then you texted me. I

714
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,240
said, we're not good. And then you
texted me. I'm speaking. Let her finish,

715
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:40,340
yeah. So rude.

716
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,600
We went to lock and key.

717
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:45,420
And you said, yeah, we're good, when
Jack said, are you two okay? And I was

718
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:46,420
like, no, we're not good.

719
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:48,000
Kristen, what do you think about her?

720
00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:50,860
I'm a ratchet whore.

721
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,780
Yeah, I definitely felt that way this
summer. Whore bag.

722
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:54,819
Whore bag.

723
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:59,060
For sure. Whore bag. I don't like the
things I've seen on social media that

724
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:02,960
said about my friends. I don't like the
things that you've said either. And I

725
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,060
gave you a chance, and I feel like you
gave me one, and it was almost like it

726
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,060
was fake.

727
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,020
Like, how does this benefit me if I'm
friends with Lala? I'm like the least

728
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:13,800
person you will ever meet. Um, I
disagree. I think that's me. No, no, no,

729
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,180
no. I don't even have a...

730
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:20,490
Let's be real. You can say, oh, I'm
owning this or I'm owning that or

731
00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:23,870
the f*** you want to say. And I have.
But you have no idea.

732
00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:27,170
But you don't know the f***ing ripple
effect.

733
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:28,828
I'm sorry.

734
00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:32,770
You don't know the ripple effect that
things like that have.

735
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:33,990
You don't know.

736
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:38,030
And I didn't ask for it and it was no
f***. ...fault of my own. It was all

737
00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:42,610
If you just want to point fingers... The
policy tour last year was everybody's

738
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:43,650
just a bad tour.

739
00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:45,970
You tried to break up Schwartz and
Katie.

740
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:47,590
Don't you dare.

741
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:51,590
No, no, no. Don't you dare. You were
talking about Sheena. You were trying to

742
00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:54,410
break up Schwartz and Katie. You were
trying to break up Schwartz and Katie

743
00:41:54,410 --> 00:42:01,290
year. I can't wait till she breaks your
heart

744
00:42:01,290 --> 00:42:02,290
again, Katie.

745
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,580
I can't wait until she takes a s*** on
all of you.

746
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:11,400
She's going to s*** on you all. Mark my
words right here. Give it one year,

747
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:15,280
babe. You're the worst part of my life.
These people have been in my life for a

748
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,240
really long time. Shut your f***ing
mouth, Kristen.

749
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:19,300
Talk to the angel in comparison to
James.

750
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,880
Still to come on the Vanderpump Rules
reunion.

751
00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:29,470
Jack, you're jealous, mate. I said it
once, I'll say it again. But I don't

752
00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:30,249
to be a DJ.

753
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,690
When your veins start coming out your
neck, I get freaked out. Yeah, you

754
00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:34,110
be, because you're going to end up in
jail. What are you going to do?

755
00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:37,710
Thank God. Thank you, thank you, thank
you. Not what I said. I said, did he

756
00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:38,428
a contract?

757
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,310
Oh, my God. Literally. Why didn't you
write a contract and then give it to me

758
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:46,070
get there? Lisa, because you did this
behind my back. How was it $900 and not

759
00:42:46,070 --> 00:42:50,030
,000? Listen, I'm not good at making a
sex tape. It was only worth $900.

760
00:42:50,990 --> 00:42:54,090
If Jax and I wanted to sleep together,
we very well would have.

761
00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:58,610
I had moved out here for him, so for him
to come back and be like, well, I don't

762
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:00,470
know if I ever want to get married. It's
not you.

763
00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:02,390
It's just the word marriage.

764
00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:06,790
Now that they're banging out, she
doesn't want anything to do with me. She

765
00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:10,470
needed to have the smack brought down
upon her. All of you are awesome.

766
00:43:10,950 --> 00:43:14,770
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. To
see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to

767
00:43:14,770 --> 00:43:16,010
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